codeinewarrior:

sorry god but i… *exhales cigarette smoke* *looks up at the sky* *smiles as a tear rolls down my cheek* love big titties 

(via supanime)

posted on 09 / 2

mustyeol:

please report this ugly horrible person

(via jesuschristvevo)

posted on 09 / 2

(via clutteredcaverns)

posted on 09 / 2
Every Minecraft youtuber ever

the-minecraft-funnies:

thats-so-ravenhill:

*Dubstep intro, animated pickaxes fly across the screen*
"Hey guys this is MinecraftGuy49Xx and this is episode 452 of Minecraft Hunger Games. Let’s get started! Ok so I got a wooden swo-OHMYGODTHERESAGUYWOAAAAAAHHHHHAHHHHH- Ok I killed him. So this is my spade named spady, he’s the one running joke so I have so you can tell me apart from the millions of other Minecraft LP-ers. Oh look I died, like and subscribe.”

I see no lies

(via clutteredcaverns)

posted on 09 / 2
"Shake It Off" by Taylor Swift is now a #1 single. Mariah’s song of the same name was just a #2

sh4ne:

Taylor is obviously helping ariana grande erase Mariah Carey from pop music history

(via donnacabonna)

posted on 09 / 2

moriarteacups:

all i did this year was get more gay

(via cerseiofdorne)

posted on 09 / 2

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

image

(via donnacabonna)

posted on 09 / 2

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via tropius)

posted on 09 / 2

(via zackisontumblr)

posted on 09 / 2

confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.

(via donnacabonna)

posted on 09 / 2

ammit420:

*white highschooler voice* im just honest w/ my parents about my drinking and smoking and they respect that. forreal dude you should just tell your parents straight up what you’re doing and theyll appreciate it :)

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

posted on 09 / 2

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

(via donnacabonna)

posted on 09 / 2

myarmsareridiculous:

me when straight girls

image

(via onlinegf)

posted on 09 / 2
hey everyone

taggedrne:

im going to be taking a 15 minute hiatus from tumblr to take a shower. i have a queue set up so don’t worry. please don’t try to miss me too much!!!

(via onlinegf)

posted on 09 / 2

ladybowofficial:

"funny racist prank" "… im not racist"

(via doqe)

posted on 09 / 2
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